You survived the chapter that changed you.
Now what the fuck do you do with the life that comes after it?
Maybe it was a divorce.
Or maybe nothing happened that would qualify for its own Netflix documentary.
You just woke up one day and realized:
I don't think I want my life to keep looking like this.
You may have already done A LOT of work.
You know your patterns.
You could probably give a fucking TED Talk about where half of them came from.
But understanding what happened to you and knowing what you want to build afterward are two completely different things.
Eventually the question becomes:
“Okay. I understand why.
But what the fuck do I do now?”
That is the part I want to walk through with you.
Maybe you don't even know what you want yet.
That's allowed too.
You don't need to show up with a five-year plan.
You can show up saying:
We can start there.
There are no modules.
No predetermined curriculum.
No seven sacred steps to becoming the most optimized version of yourself.
I'm not handing six completely different humans the same worksheet and pretending they have the same life.
I'm mentoring YOU.
Which means your actual life gets to come into the room.
Bring me the whole fucking thing.
I'm your mentor.
Depending on what you need that day, I might be your teacher, intuitive mirror, pattern-spotter, strategist, question-asker, cheerleader, or loving pain in the ass.
I bring a pretty unusual combination to the table:
Because the point isn't for you to become better at listening to me.
“My job is to help you hear yourself again.”
Because there's something different about working with someone who actually knows the whole fucking plot.
You don't have to spend the first twenty minutes of every conversation explaining who everybody is.
I remember what you told me.
I know what you've been wrestling with.
I know what you said you wanted before fear got loud.
I get to notice the thing you've mentioned four times without realizing you've mentioned it four times.
And when something happens between our sessions, you don't necessarily have to sit on it until our next Zoom.
That continuity is a huge part of this work.
We're not having a collection of disconnected conversations.
We're building context.
Your mentorship can include things like:
Or whatever your real life puts in front of us.
Some weeks might be deep.
Some might be practical.
Some might be business.
Some might involve astrology or cards.
And some might begin with you sending me a screenshot and saying:
All are welcome.
This matters to me.
I am literally a psychic who gets paid to give people intuitive insight, and I STILL don't want you outsourcing your life to me.
But I am not making your decisions.
No psychic reading, birth chart, tarot card, mentor, therapist, coach, partner, parent, friend, or random woman on TikTok gets the deciding vote over your life.
You do. Always.
“You get the deciding vote. Always.”
We begin with a private session of up to two hours.
I want the plot.
From there, we'll identify the few areas that feel most important to our work together.
Not because we're creating a rigid plan. Because having somewhere to begin is useful.
We'll meet privately for 60 minutes each week.
There isn't a predetermined agenda you have to follow.
We start with “What has happened since we talked?” and “What feels most important today?”
Then we go where the conversation needs to go.
Your life does not conveniently schedule all of its WTF moments for Tuesdays at 2:00.
You'll have private WhatsApp access between sessions. Send voice notes, texts, screenshots, questions, updates, ideas, and wins.
I'm available Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Eastern, and I respond within one business day. Messages sent evenings or weekends get answered the next business day.
If something deserves a deeper conversation, we'll bring it into our next session.
Sometimes something happens and you really don't want to wait until our next session.
That's what these are for: short-notice private calls of up to 30 minutes, subject to availability.
They're for: “Brooke. Life just did some shit and I would really like your brain for a minute.”
They are not emergency or crisis support.
When they're useful, our work can include:
We use the tool that serves the conversation. We don't worship the tool.
Full formal psychic, birth chart, synastry, and other standalone readings stay separate from mentorship. While you're enrolled, you get 50% off any standalone reading that isn't already included in your package.
“She brings all the parts of your life and journey together so you truly feel whole and supported.”
I began working with Brooke in May 2026. I did a birth chart reading with her then also did a couple psychic sessions. Every time I left those sessions, I felt so inspired and validated. Not only did she give me clarity & paths forward during really scary times in my life (divorce, understanding my trauma and recovering, owning my own business, co-parenting - you know the usual life stress) Brooke’s energy and pure compassion added this layer of warmth & motivation for days even after our short meetings.
When I saw she was offering mentorship spots I HAD to work with her. This was perfect to me because I was in therapy. I had done all the self help books, listened to every podcast. Kept myself in a routine, hit the gym, journaled, gone on retreats. All the things… they’re all great and I still do them but I just needed something more. Mentorship has been perfect to keep me in line with not only my goals and values, but tap in deeper to my self and spirituality. There’s so much I wanted to explore in myself but didn’t know where to start. Brooke gave me so much inspiration to pursue my own path in so many ways - especially spiritually with my ancestors. I felt more confident in setting boundaries, saying “no” as simple as that sounds, but I am starting to find ME. She’s the perfect guide, coach, psychic, and cheerleader all in one! No cheesy courses or generic coaching here. It’s the most perfect combination for those intuitive, highly motivated and sensitive women who feel like they’re doing life all alone - even if you have family or a marriage.
I’ve completed 3 months of mentorship and am signing up for another 6 months to continue my journey - moving to a new state, beginning a whole new business (already run one), and feeling more grounded in my body for the first time (hello Chiron in Taurus omg the birth chart doesn’t lie!). She brings all the parts of your life and journey together so you truly feel whole and supported. If you’re considering working with Brooke, hands down the most amazing experience I’ve ever had!
Brooke LaLone, LMFT: Oh, thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that.
: Yes.
: And this is like paid for itself in this call.
Brooke LaLone, LMFT: Oh.
Brooke LaLone, LMFT: Yes.
: This is unbelievably helpful, dude, like holy shit.
Brooke LaLone, LMFT: Oh, thank you. But I got really nerdy into this this morning. I got really excited.
I take six mentorship clients at a time. That's what lets me actually remember your story, answer your messages, and show up for every session with my whole brain.
This is for you if you need a direct pivot:
It's perfect if you've “done the work,” you're in therapy or have been, and you want some “big sis” psychic love to guide you into the next phase when you need it most.
This is for you if you're ready for a more complete life shift. You want longer-term continuity, and you don't want to spend three months building context only to immediately decide whether we're done.
Six months gives us room to work with what happens AFTER the decision.
This is where we get to work with your life while it's actually unfolding.
I will lovingly disappoint you there.
I am a licensed marriage and family therapist.
My education, professional training, understanding of systems and relationships, and years of experience absolutely inform the way I see people and patterns.
However, I am not currently practicing psychotherapy through this business, and this mentorship is NOT psychotherapy or mental-health treatment.
Working with me as a mentorship client does not establish a therapist-client relationship.
This mentorship is educational, personal-development, and spiritual/intuitive in nature.
It is not crisis or emergency care, medical care, legal advice, diagnosis, or treatment.
I do not provide predictions about pregnancy, medical outcomes, legal proceedings, court outcomes, or other matters requiring appropriately qualified professional guidance.
You can absolutely work with a therapist, physician, attorney, advocate, or other professional while working with me.
This mentorship doesn't need to replace the rest of your support system. It shouldn't.
Because this isn't a course.
We're going to talk every week.
You're going to have access to me between sessions.
I'm going to know a lot about your life.
And you're making a substantial investment in the relationship.
I also only take six mentorship clients at a time, so every spot gets my full attention.
“Fit fucking matters.”
The application gives me a chance to understand what you're looking for and decide whether what I provide matches what you need.
If I think we're a fit, I'll invite you to the next step.
If I have questions, we may have a short conversation first.
And if I don't think I'm the right person for what you need, I'll tell you.
For a long time, the questions might have been:
Why did this happen?
Why did I stay?
Why am I like this?
How did everything get so fucking complicated?
Those questions can matter.
But eventually another one starts getting louder:
What the fuck do I want now?
I don't know your answer. And I'm not going to pretend I do.
But if we're a fit, I'll sit beside you while you figure it out.
And when you start looking outside yourself for somebody to hand you the answer?
I'm going to hand the authority right back to you.
Because it belongs there.
Applying does not obligate you to purchase, and submitting an application does not guarantee acceptance. This is simply our first step in figuring out whether we'd work well together.